![]() 10/22/2018 at 13:54 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
My daughter stole my phone and did what should never be done
She took my picture....here have a pallette cleanser
Whew no mes in those
![]() 10/22/2018 at 14:07 |
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh look at Mr. Fancy with his relatively normal body type and all of his toes intact. #humbl ebrag
![]() 10/22/2018 at 14:08 |
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GBTW and take pictures of beer.
![]() 10/22/2018 at 14:11 |
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I guess the socks are still getting welded. You and Jagv ar need to hook up.
![]() 10/22/2018 at 14:14 |
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He gave up as they aren’t even attached to him anymore.
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You look exactly as I pictured you.
Take that as you will.
Also, now that you have posted this to the internet, you are subject to Internet Rule 34.
Make of that what you will as well.
![]() 10/22/2018 at 14:17 |
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Raise your hand if you saw the thumbnail and expected Doug DeMuro.
/er, doug van muro
How is Portugal?
![]() 10/22/2018 at 14:20 |
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You look pretty much exactly as I’d expect. ...you’re the flamingo floaty, right?
![]() 10/22/2018 at 14:21 |
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Lol...ok
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FTFY
![]() 10/22/2018 at 14:22 |
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Oh god not again
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Again?! Shoot, might as well just start your own subreddit.
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I done it wrong....
We gots wine now
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Oh, god, there's no hope left, innit? Better drink it all.
![]() 10/22/2018 at 16:13 |
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Done and done
![]() 10/22/2018 at 16:20 |
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Noice
![]() 10/22/2018 at 16:34 |
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Oh thank God someone with worse hair than mine actually exists
![]() 10/22/2018 at 16:35 |
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That means something entirely different to Jagv ar.
![]() 10/22/2018 at 16:36 |
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Lol when it's slightly longer I have go go curls
![]() 10/22/2018 at 17:37 |
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Its really nice here very pretty
Foods pretty damn good too
![]() 10/22/2018 at 17:55 |
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When I was younger I had what my brothers so affectionately referred to as a “jew- fro”
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This is why I avoid pics of me or my kid on the internet...
![]() 10/22/2018 at 18:19 |
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Looks at picture - tall guy with a beer in his hand- seems plausible enough, whatever.
Enjoy Portugal!
![]() 10/22/2018 at 18:22 |
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Well yes, me too. Although the danger is minuscule, I know it’s zero if I don’t upload anything.
![]() 10/22/2018 at 18:28 |
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Not sure it’s “miniscule” for me , given what I look like at this advanced age...
![]() 10/22/2018 at 18:53 |
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Roger wilco
Its really nice here....bank account is taking a beating tho
![]() 10/22/2018 at 19:04 |
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Isn’t that what the bank account is for?
![]() 10/22/2018 at 19:07 |
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Dis true
And at least over here I don’t have to worry about the exchange rate
First time I've been happy to have the euro
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confiscate the phone from her
![]() 10/23/2018 at 05:59 |
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Done... shouldn't be anymore horrible pics of me from here on